New Year's 2015:
- I will add one more fencing practice each week.
- I will allow one newbie to beat me on purpose.
- I will trounce every n00b that challenges me on the piste.
- I will not wear coloured socks while fencing.
- I will not laugh at old fencers who take themselves too seriously.
- I will make sure my sword has a rubber tip on it.
- I will stop using pirate voices to answer the coach.
- I will not fence only to win, but to enjoy the sport.
- I will compete only when I want to.
- I will not grunt when I lunge.
- I will remember that the reason I fence is because I suck at team sports.
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